Dear Sheila G,
Recently I was wandering through the grocery store when I saw your product. I walked by, but then, curiosity got the best of me and I turned around and came back.
It was a moment that will define my life forever.
I didn’t have time to carefully choose a flavor, and as fate would have it, I grabbed a package of your Salted Caramel Brownie Brittle.
It is here that I must chastise you soundly. I am deeply saddened that you have not marketed this product with more dedication. Up until that fateful day a mere few weeks ago, I had never heard of Sheila G. I had never heard of Sheila G’s Brownie Brittle.
I believe that is a tragedy that could have been avoided, but I am willing to forgive this oversight if only for the reason that I want us to be friends.
In fact, I believe we need to be friends, because I need you. I need your brownie brittle.
I brought the brownie brittle home, and I put it on the counter, thinking I would try it later. There it sat for days (!!!) because I didn’t know the treasure I had sitting right in front of me.
I went through my daily motions of searching for the perfect snack, I wasted my time with Rittersport and even some Blue Bell ice cream, never realizing what was sitting on my counter–the ultimate pinnacle of crispy meets chocolate meets nirvana.
Finally, late one night, as I was struck with the sudden urge for calories, it hit me that I still had this little bag on the counter. I took it to my room and turned on my computer.
I opened the bag.
The smell that wafted from the initial opening can only be described as chocolatey bliss.
I realized that I was holding something special. I was part of a moment bigger than myself. This was truly a moment that would change the course of history.
I inhaled deeply, anticipation mounting as I realized I was about to take the plunge.
I took out a delicate, crispy, chocolatey piece of brittle. I looked at the specks of salty caramel. And then, I took a bite.
I don’t remember what happened after that, as I felt I was transported to a higher vibrational level, where all the world is happy and lives in harmony.
The deliciousness is something I cannot describe. The crunch, the fudgey browni-ness of it all–the salty caramel–it was a symphony of flavors dancing on my tongue.
It was a wonderful evening, thanks to you, Sheila G.
Thank you for what you have done. You have truly made the world a better place by bringing the best part of the brownie and transforming it into something that can only be described in superlatives.
And then, you took it one step further. Or a hundred. By creating dessert recipes using brownie brittle! I was astounded as I drooled over your website and realized that you have opened up a whole new world of desserts that I can manage (I am talking about the kids recipes section).
Congratulations on your success, Sheila G. I hope you will find a way to spread the word to the entire world about brownie brittle. I know it has the power to help us climb to the next level of consciousness…a higher, happier level. It is this I look forward to in the future, as I share the wonderful news about this life changing product.
Yours Very Sincerely,
I was not offered anything for this positive review, but Sheila G, if you are listening, I am open to receiving any free gifts you may wish to bestow upon me. 🙂
Oh, and if you are interested in trying brownie brittle, you can find it a grocery stores or order it online at Sheila G’s website.